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When Cathy Poley was a little baby sitting on her Daddy’s knee, she picked up a rubber chicken and a joy buzzer and said, "These gags gonna be the death of me." |
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Elizabeth Beasley used to want to teach the world to sing. Now she wants to give the world a grilled cheese sandwich. The first one is free. That is how she hooks you. |
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Allison Gilmore is the original bad girl. In those 1960 ’ s beach movies, she would be the one wearing a bikini and exposing her naval. Don’t mess with Alli G. |
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Kelly Delaney possesses the mind of a scientist, the agility of a soccer player and a collector’s edition DVD of "Fargo" that belongs to her ex-roommate Carol. If you see Carol, please have her call Kelly. |
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Jenny Clark is charming, witty and can do amazing things with an Easy Bake Oven. If you need some cake, see her after the show. |
